snowodin
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Post by snowodin on May 15, 2010 21:40:39 GMT -5
Well, except for the fail title, I thought this would be neat and humorous. My challenge, if I may place one, is this; Write a short story, maximum of 6 paragraphs, on an animal of your choice trying to communicate/deal with/talk to/any other type of talkitive-interaction with a human!
(I'll write mine in a bit, I've got some chores to do)
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Post by moonmomma on May 15, 2010 22:12:11 GMT -5
yes, of course, anyone can post a challenge! looking forward to seeing what this one turns up.
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Post by wildbreeze on May 16, 2010 18:56:43 GMT -5
This is:
The Tale of the Hungry Dog and the Idiot Humans.
Or, Miscommunication.
Rex woke up, stomach growling. Where is my human? he thought, because, after all, it is the dog that owns the human, not the other way around. Even though the humans sometimes made ridiculous fusses over him, HE was in charge.
Rex stood up, stretching. He sniffed the air. His human was in that room in the high up padded thing they called a 'bed'. He nosed open the door and padded into the room. The human called 'Elizabeth' had her feet sticking out of the bed. He licked them. She screamed. The human called 'James' laughed, sitting up and reaching down to ruffle the fur on Rex's head. "Don't do that, boy," he said. "Elizabeth's jumpy enough without you around!"
Elizabeth pouted, James laughed, and Rex's stomach growled. Rex put his paws on the bed and tugged on James's socks. Then he jumped down, turning in a circle. He barked, twice.
"What is it, boy?" James said as Elizabeth put her hands over her ears and shouted, "DOWN, DOG!" Rex didn't like the anger in her voice, and he cowered, whimpering. Food, food, I just want food! I didn't do anything wrong!
But, of course, dogs talk in barks. So all the humans heard was, "Whimper, whiiiine, YIP, YAP, BARK!!" Elizabeth shouted, "That's IT! I'm sick of this stupid dog! Get him out of my house, James! NOW!"
"Elizabeth..." James began. He was cut off. "I said, NOW!!" Elizabeth screamed.
And so, the dog was put outside, belly empty. As I have said, the dog rules the humans. However, the wife rules above all.
THE END
(Sorry, snowodin. That was 7 paragraphs.)
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snowodin
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Post by snowodin on May 16, 2010 19:05:35 GMT -5
I laughed the entire time I read that. XD
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Post by wildbreeze on May 16, 2010 19:10:51 GMT -5
Hehehe... Thanks. *bows*
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