Random Plot Generator!

[moonmomma]

On the front page of the Script Frenzy website:

www.scriptfrenzy.org/

[moonmomma]

I got this one:

After falling out of love
A Zen gardener
unknowingly arrives at a nudist colony

Another one:

Unable to have children
a group of Star Wars collectors
finds a hope chest filled with spiders

This one, too:

After receiving bionic implants
a yoga guru with a black belt in karate
decides to rid the world of bad pop music

[plasticat]

This is fun. Unfortunately, I lost the first one.

In an attempt to evade taxes
a band of intergalactic spice traders
is trapped in an elevator with Dr. Phil

After a lifetime of Pie-making
an undead soccer team
begins training for a life of piratehood

While boarding a yellow bus
an assassin who kills with CDs
trains to run across China


In a haunted pyramid in Egypt
a bored serial killer
finds the last living dinosaur in the basement

In a post-apocalyptic world
a geek with a broken heart
is trapped at a dead-end

After breaking out of the zoo
a poetry-writing middle school teacher
begins training for a life of piratehood

I officially love that generator.

[moonmomma]

lol, i like the bored serial killer vs. the last living dinosaur in the haunted pyramid!

[wildbreeze]

While on a shopping spree
Pac-Man's extended family
falls head over heels in love with a zombie
(His WHOLE family??)

During a civil war
an amorous garden gnome
discovers the true meaning of Christmas
(Awhh! ;D)

In a haunted pyramid in Egypt
a frightened rabbit
must smuggle druids across the border

After a painful sneeze
a rebellious runaway from Texas
is sucked through a TV screen
(I'm never sneezing again!)

Halfway through a to-do list
a generous king
decides to rid the world of bad pop music
(VERY generous!)

After being bitten by rabid penguins
a geek with a broken heart
must cross a ravine on a tightrope


Haha... I'm totally gonna write some of these!

[plasticat]

That second one would make a good children's book.

Edit: Ok, this is just too much fun.

After waking from a 100-year nap
a unicycling banker
wreaks Godzilla-style havoc

Fleeing from an angry mob
a mathematically inclined gnome
attempts to meet everyone in the world

Driven by a love of aphids
a lonely piggy bank
must find a way back home

While struggling with depression
A high school dropout
Invents the cure for a broken heart


There was also one about a grasshopper wearing a grass skirt trying to raise a son in Antarctica and a guy in a world ruled buy robot turkeys swimming across the Pacific Ocean.

[moonmomma]

Maybe I should start a separate challenge thread for quick stories based on these!

[moonmomma]

Where reality and fantasy intersect
a dysfunctional self-help club
skydives without a parachute
(This is more in the area of literary fiction, I think)


On a lifelong quest for pixie dust
a nuclear physicist with a broken heart
is mistaken for Elton John and goes with it
(bwa ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahaha)

even better:
Deep in the sewers of Paris
an enormous grasshopper
is mistaken for Elton John and goes with it

[plasticat]

After putting eyeglasses on for the first time
a yoga guru with a black belt in karate
unknowingly arrives at a nudist colony

After crash-landing in the desert
Richard Simmons
attempts to meet everyone in the world

At a sci-fi convention
a group of Star Wars collectors
hot-wires an abandoned hot air balloon
(Did one actually make sense? Darn...)

After reading a coworker's email
a poor, lonely french fry
is kidnapped by the Russian mafia
(He shouldn't have read the email)

After being the sole witness to a murder
a ballerina with a gun
hijacks a bus full of Tae Bo instructors

In a world ruled by evil flying elves
a spelling- challenged writer
washes up on the shores of Zombie Island
(awesome.)

While scavenging for zipper parts
a stoned principal
hot-wires an abandoned hot air balloon

After a painful sneeze
a hot-headed public defender
can only been seen by toddlers
(I see dead people.)

There are no words to express how much I love this generator.

[moonmomma]

There are no words to express how much I love this generator.

i could spend all day with it. i'd really like to write some of these sometime, if i can grab my brain back from the novel that has completely taken over it right now.

[snowodin]

After getting voted off American Idol
a single mom of six
must defend the kingdom alone

While on an African Safari
a god of the underworld
decides to rid the world of bad pop music

After getting voted off American Idol
a sidekick named Hero
starts to fight back

(WARNING ON THIS NEXT ONE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE YOUNG/DONT ENJOY SEMI-ADULT CONTENT WARNING!)
While jogging naked
an undead soccer team
embarks on a quest of self-discovery
(END OF WARNING, EVEN THOUGH YOU GUYS PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE GOT THAT UNLESS I WANRED |D)

Mistaken for a famous film director
a face-eating monkey
attempts to rewrite Finnish history

While working on a masterpiece
a sun-worshiping albino
discovers a new genre of music

After putting eyeglasses on for the first time
a German teenager
travels back in time to kill Hitler


And that was my adventure on script frenzy. ouo

[moonmomma]

eek! naked self-discovering zombie soccer players! (is this self-discovery in the physical or metaphysical sense, do you think?)

that last one would make a seriously awesome book. srsly.

[snowodin]

The last one's ironic. Hitler did wear glasses when he needed to read.

[moonmomma]

on a remote island
a slug with a snail complex
fights a gang of marching band drummers.

(i was in marching band. "scary" doesn't begin to describe the drum section!)

badly burned in a meth lab explosion
a midwestern scrapbooking club
sets out to write a new national anthem

(yes, there's more to scrapbookers than meets the eye!)

while planning for tomorrow
a tightrope walker with a fear of heights
is trapped in an elevator with Dr. Phil

(he then decides to jump)

at the National Hacky Sack Championship
a German teenager
tries to win the title without losing limbs

(Extreme Hacky Sack! this would make an awesome story ;D )